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Caution to all parents that use Pampers #3 diapers. Pampers apparently left off a very important parental advisory on their packaging. Recent reports indicate that the following message was unintentionally omitted:
Pampers size 3 diapers will not contain a man turd! If you have a child that likes to take a huge morning dump while standing in his/her excersaucer, do not buy these diapers - they will not contain the mess! In fact, your child, your child's excersaucer, you and your spouse will be cover in poo within moments of your child's bowel movement.How do I know that this label as left off? Well, there is only one way you could know - first hand experience. More than just a repeat of our Love Monster attack, this time an entire turd managed it's way out of Cade's diaper, down his pant leg and onto Michele's pants!
On the bright side - Cade was relieved and Michele got to wear jeans on Wednesday!
I hope I did not gross any of you out, but I wanted to share our learning experience with everyone.
Pampers size 3 diapers will not contain a man turd! If you have a child that likes to take a huge morning dump while standing in his/her excersaucer, do not buy these diapers - they will not contain the mess! In fact, your child, your child's excersaucer, you and your spouse will be cover in poo within moments of your child's bowel movement.How do I know that this label as left off? Well, there is only one way you could know - first hand experience. More than just a repeat of our Love Monster attack, this time an entire turd managed it's way out of Cade's diaper, down his pant leg and onto Michele's pants!
On the bright side - Cade was relieved and Michele got to wear jeans on Wednesday!
I hope I did not gross any of you out, but I wanted to share our learning experience with everyone.
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